If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

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Títols alternatius

Ayaqlarım Olsaydı Səni Təpikləyərdim · AZKdybych měla nohy, tak ti nakopu · CZAk by som mala nohy, tak ťa nakopem · SK

Països d'origen

United States of America

Productores

A24

Central Pictures

Fat City Bronxburgh

Estatus

Released

Títol original

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Llengua original

EN

Pressupost

$1.5 M

Ingressos

$1.7 M

Popularitat

9

Paraules clau

hoteltherapistlong island, new yorkfemale protagonistsick childmotherhoodwoman directorabsent husbandpsychological dramamysterious illnessmontaukparenting stress

IMDb

tt18382850

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Dates d'estrena

JP

18 de set. 2026

PG12

Parental guidance requested for young people under 12 years.

Tipus 3

KR

21 d'ag. 2026

19

No one under 19 is allowed to watch this film.

Tipus 1

IL

06 d'ag. 2026

Tipus 4

DE

29 de maig 2026

Tipus 4

US

26 de maig 2026

R

Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian 21 or older. The parent/guardian is required to stay with the child under 17 through the entire movie, even if the parent gives the child/teenager permission to see the film alone. These films may contain strong profanity, graphic sexuality, nudity, strong violence, horror, gore, and strong drug use. A movie rated R for profanity often has more severe or frequent language than the PG-13 rating would permit. An R-rated movie may have more blood, gore, drug use, nudity, or graphic sexuality than a PG-13 movie would admit.

Tipus 5

CZ

23 d'abr. 2026

12+

Unsuitable for persons under the age of 12.

Tipus 3

CN

19 d'abr. 2026

Tipus 1

SE

10 d'abr. 2026

15

Children over the age of 7, who are accompanied by an adult, are admitted to films that have been passed for children from the age of 11. Updated on March 1, 2017.

Tipus 3

FI

27 de març 2026

Tipus 3

TW

13 de març 2026

15+

Viewing is not permitted for those under 15.

Tipus 3

On veure-la (ES)

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Streaming

Movistar Plus+

Movistar Plus+ Ficción Total

Lloguer

Apple TV Store

Amazon Video

Compra

Apple TV Store

Amazon Video

Dades de proveïdors gràcies a TMDB / JustWatch.

Repartiment destacat

Linda

Therapist

James

Caroline

Child

Dr. Spring

Diana

Parking Attendant

Landlord

Father

Breathworker

Kate

Equip tècnic

Tatiana Bears

Co-Producer

Bruno Vernaschi-Berman

Co-Producer

Stunt Coordinator

Director

Producer

Producer

Producer

Director of Photography

Editor

Producer

Producer

Producer

Crítiques

Brent Marchant ★ 9.0

29 de nov. 2025

In an age where life’s everyday challenges can test our wits, becoming overwhelmed is a real possibility when they pile up. Just ask Linda (Rose Byrne), a therapist who struggles to sincerely and sensitively assist her troubled patients. But that’s just the start of her problems. She’s also tending to a sick child (Delaney Quinn), the demands of which are considerable, both from the whiny, often-u...

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CinemaSerf ★ 6.0

06 de març 2026

Rose Byrne turns in a terrific performance here, but I found the thrust of the plot to be just a bit too much like a contrived horror movie. She is “Linda”, a therapist whose husband is off piloting a boat and whose un-named daughter has some form of undefined illness that is putting huge pressure on her mother. Then, just to add to her woes, a water leak in their apartment turns her ceiling into...

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badelf ★ 10.0

15 de juny 2026

With truly sincere apologies to Almodóvar, the alternate title to this film could be "Woman in the Throes of a Nervous Breakdown." Mary Bronstein's debut feature captures the absolute insanity of raising a child in this time and place with such visceral precision that watching it feels less like cinema and more like surviving someone else's panic attack in real time. Rose Byrne plays Linda, a t...

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