Chloe / Klo-E
Matt / Pig Man
Dave the Agent
Alternate Universe Patrick / Patrick
Charl (voice) / Dwayne from Random House / TV News Anchor (voice)
Jake
Pin Salesman
Kid
Matt's Ex-Girlfriend (voice)
Pop-Tart Repo Man (voice) / Nickelodeon Announcer (voice)
Charl Livestream Announcer (voice)
Security Guard
