Graham Dutchflower
Serena Cherryblossom
Kirk Applesauce
Bobby Wheatfield/Brenda/Sammy Steelmuncher/Martin Scorcese
Greg/ Genevieve/ Ronny Roundhouse/ Palme D’Or announcer/ Interviewer 2
Tony Spinelli
Eugene Quibble/ Ellie/ Nolan Knuckleduster/Interviewer 1/ Oscars announcer
Mr Dutchflower/ Mrs Dutchflower/ Headmaster Applesauce/ Terminator/ Jimmy Kimmel
Mr PTMSHCSSSDMBB/ Director