Sherman Young / Secretary of State / Noel / Charlotte Sweetly / Ensemble
General John MacNamara / Man In A Hurry / Ken Davidson / Announcer / Ensemble
Frank Pricely / Mr. Humbugger / Bill Woodward
Lex Foster / Snigglette / Ensemble
Linda Monroe / Emma Perkins / Jingle / Ensemble
Ethan Green / Christopher Kringle / Evil Ethan / Peter Spankoffski / Ensemble
Paul Matthews / Wiggly / Gary Goldstein / Carl Mason / SECDEF Wallace McNeill / Ensemble
President Howard Goodman / Ed / Ensemble
The Homeless Guy / Uncle Wiley / Cineplex Teen / Jangle / Ted Spankoffski
Tom Houston
Xander Lee / Security Guard / Vice President Bob Morris / Ensemble
Becky Barnes / Ensemble
