Self / Tobias / Nick / Luther / Paul / Danny / Red / Steve / Thomas / John / DJ Ryan / Troy T. Woods / Balthasar
Self / Brian Thunderlips / Mike / Cliff / Tannenbaum / Don Handrews / Kevin / Caroler / Kenneth Bailey / Melchior
Self / Melissa Handrews / Patient 00 / Jess / Mary Allison Anderson-Murphy / Mary
Self / Darren / Alan / Patient 01 / Caroler / Homeowner
Self / Unnamed Mother / Receptionist / Caroler
Self / Bill / Patient 06 / Charlie's Dad / Caroler / Coach Victor
Self / Wendy / Mom / Emily / Caroler
Self / Maddie / Patient 05 / Molly
Self / Arron / Patient 02 / Caroler / DJ DJ Tanner / Caspar
Unnamed Kid / Charlie / Caroler
Unnamed Kid / Tabitha
Game Show Announcer (voice) / Joseph
