In all fairness, the title of this review should've been 'E.T. with a Cyborg,' but since this film is a cheap-o Italian production that even uses some of the same dub-voice actors from the 'E.T.' ripoff 'Pod People,' I figured that comparison would be more appropriate.
Regardless, that isn't to say the film is awful. It isn't. Based on the cover art and posters I saw online, I figured I was in...