JPV852
★ 5.0
28 de des. 2019
Some interesting moments amongst a lot of the nonsense I dislike from these supernatural horror movies that seem to make up the rules as they go (as a way to gin up some "scares"). CM Punk isn't a very charismatic actor though funny does have some shades of Bruce Campbell (could pass off as his son, actually) but I did like Trieste Kelly Dunn and there some great gore effects, particularly in the...
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Gimly
★ 6.0
28 de des. 2019
Basically a body horror, but the house is an extra body.
It was okay. I know it's a very "in" thing at the moment to not have a single likable character in your horror movie, which is the route that _Girl on the Third Floor_ takes, but I personally don't dig that.
_Final rating:★★½ - Had a lot that appealed to me, didn’t quite work as a whole._
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Kamurai
★ 4.0
23 d'oct. 2020
Empty watch, probably won't watch again, and can't recommend.
There just isn't a lot to care about. A lot of awful stuff happens, but they don't build the story correctly. He's a jerk and a half so we don't care what happens to him, and we get a whole dramatic reveal of explanation all at once in the 3rd act, but Sarah Brooks is the only thing that is interesting about the first 2/3 of the mo...
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tmdb28039023
★ 1.0
25 d'ag. 2022
Girl on the Third Floor is the story of a house that wants to be the Overlook Hotel when it grows up, but this movie is to The Shining what CM Punk’s UFC stint is to his WWE career. A deeply troubled, heavily tattooed former attorney (yeah, right) named Don Koch (Punk) is seeking a fresh start.
He buys a dilapidated old house in a Chicago suburb; a fixer-upper meant to provide him and his preg...
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