When a soldier wakes up in full combat armour, he finds himself in an empty room save for a television. Upon turning it on he is told he is in heaven, and so is to settle down and contemplate his navel for all eternity. This is a man of action, though, so he decides to have another go at the dying lark. This time, he wakes up to a not so swanky telly and the discovery that he is in purgatory. What...
